March 2012
February 2012
“I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via dayterror)
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i can’t breathe
I was half expecting a zombie or ghost to pop up at the end. Like some Paranormal Activity shit happens to the girl. On a more serious note, I want to know what happened to the girl.
And I wonder if the cake tasted good to the kid in the sombrero.
I am laughing hysterically by myself in my room.
Mine while, kid in sombrero continues to eat...
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The currents will pull you away from your love....
Did he just...?
He did. He just pulled the “Wow…even now, it’s just like…wow. This isn’t just any conversation, you know? I feel like we’re already connecting. And I just met you”
I just want slap her in the face and say, “HONEY. I KNOW HE HAS A GUITAR AND WAS SERENADING YOU EARLIER, BUT SNAP OUT OF IT. HE PULLED THAT LINE FROM HIS ASS, NOT HIS HEART.”
There's a guy behind me with a guitar, picking up...
Dear Followers,
Don’t date musicians…or, at the very least, be careful when dating a musician. I’m not saying that all are of them have bad intentions, but nevertheless, they have the ability to play you even better than they can play their instruments.
Unless you’re just looking to mess around without feelings, ask yourself what makes you different from the rest of their...
“But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she...”
– Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse Five (via andrewkokinakes)
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
When your mom is pissed and she starts yelling at... →
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this blog is hilarious
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